Chapter One: Despite Our Best Efforts.
Chapter Two: How did the Bradys do it?
Chapter Three: Blendering.
Chapter Four: It’s the Maine thing.
Chapter Five: Trippin’ the Light Fantastic.
Chapter Six: Speed Bumps in the Yellow Brick Road.
Chapter Seven: I ain’t no freakin’ nurturer.
Chapter Eight: My stepdad is my hero.
Chapter Nine: Homicide: 22 Unnamed Victims.
Chapter Ten: Family Killing Spree Continues.
Chapter Eleven: Serial Killer
Chapter Twelve: Year One: Becoming Momela.
Chapter Thirteen: The Last of the Cupcakes.
Chapter Fourteen: The 3/5 Rule.
Chapter Fifteen: Shotgun Wedding.
Chapter Sixteen: This stepmom thing takes resolve.
Chapter Seventeen: Leaving Annaly.
Chapter Eighteen: I’m pretty sure this is inappropriate.
Chapter Nineteen: Textation.
Chapter Twenty: A family that sweats together gets together.
Chapter Twenty-one: We ain’t no Jackson Five, but we try.
Chapter Twenty-two: What’s for dinner?
Chapter Twenty-three: Unfriending.
Chapter Twenty-four: I am the Swami.
Chapter Twenty-five: Take your head out of the sand.
Chapter Twenty-six: A Tiny Token of My Devotion.
Chapter Twenty-seven: Would I lie to you?.
Chapter Twenty-eight: Truth or Consequences.
Chapter Twenty-nine: Don’t bury the hatchet in your ex’s back.
Chapter Thirty: This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Chapter Thirty-one: For the Love of Susanne.
Chapter Thirty-two: The Whispering Hutchins.
Chapter Thirty-three: In Praise of Swim Teams and Stepdaughters.
Chapter Thirty-four: Schoolworkin’
Chapter Thirty-five: Chronicles of Thanksgiving.
Chapter Thirty-six: Poetic Justice.
Chapter Thirty-seven: Rockin’ ‘n’ Rollin’
Chapter Thirty-eight: 13,161 Feet High.
Chapter Thirty-nine: Refrigerated Child Porn.
Chapter Forty: Wutliss.
Chapter Forty-one: Dear Tim Tebow, Only you can save my daughter.
Chapter Forty-Two: There Once Was a Man From Nantucket
Chapter Forty-three: Waffling.
Chapter Forty-four: I cannot tell a lie.
Chapter Forty-five: And this explains why our daughter ends up an exotic dancer who tells her therapist, “It’s all my mother’s fault.”
Chapter Forty-six: Leaving a Piece of Our Hearts in Colorado.
Chapter Forty-seven: All Blendered
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